Friday, May 04, 2007
9:10 PM
Part 3
I had lunch with Tye, we talk about the conversation with FlyNDance this morning.
"You moron. Told her you are not romantic, you siao ah? You have disgraced me man. How can you make such a big mistake?"
"....I...I..."
Tye grabbed a chicken wing with chopstick, and I can see the trembling of the hand and the wing.
"There are 3 'don'ts' in chasing a girl...
One, don't forget to be romantic;
Two, don't be too honest;
Three, don't be too stingy on the sugar in our speech.
In mandarin, we say 'nan ren bu huai, nu ren bu ai', you should know this."
"This I know, but it has been a controversial topic over centuries. Women aren't really that, cheap"
"So why would they only falls for 'bad guys' like me?"
"That's because 'bad guys' are usually romantic. Those 'nice guys' are usually, dumdums. So she would rather choose a romantic 'bad guy' rather than any of those dumdums. In maths we call this 2C1, understand? dumdum."
Oh, Tye is talking about maths! Now I understand. No wonder I have always been left on the shelf.
"In another words, gals wouldn't mind if you are not tall...
if you are not handsome...
they can bear with your inconsiderate acts...
can forget your stupidity...
but they can never forgive if you are not romantic..."
"Come on, this is so exaggerating."
"Hey, most women have a 'knot' for romance, just like most men have a 'knot' for virginity. To women they just can't understand how precious the thin layer of membrane is to men. Same thing, men can't imagine how important women treats romance."
"This is bullshit! How come I've never heard of that."
"The key word is 'knot', if you can untie it, fine. But how many had actually succeeded in that. practically none."
"ok, fine. now I've done it. So what should I do to remedy the situation?"
"Face it. You are hopeless already."
I promise you I'll have a drink with you when you and her are over."
You F**King Bast*rd
