Monday, August 29, 2005
7:36 AM
Haha..dn u think this pic is so funny? LOLS..my fren send it to me..Wahaha! =)Also some jokes below:A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke " so the barman took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The panda ate it up, thanked and tipped the waiter and paid the bill.All this seemed pretty normal until the panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter.The barman came over and said "Wha.. wh.. You just shot my friend!!!" the panda calmly replied "Do you know what I am?" "Why yes," the barman answered. "Your a panda." "Good," the panda nodded "Now go home and look up 'panda' in the dictionary." And with that, the panda walked out of the bar.The barman was a little unsure, however he was very eager to be enlighted on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his dictionary. After a while, he found 'panda' and quickly read the definition: PANDA:1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. Everytime the punk looked, the old man was staring at him. The punk finally said sarcastically :"Wad's the matter old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?" Without battling an eye, the old man replied: "got drunk once and had sex wif a peacock. I was jus wondering if u were my son."
